Obsessive-compulsive serial killers are surprisingly adept at Trivial Pursuit. It's the first time I've almost been beaten at that game in years.

I don't like it.

Apparently, neither did the other players, since I was almost stabbed. On the bright side, I finally had an excuse to hit someone. Oh Stryker's Island rec room, never change.

Unsurprisingly, prison is boring. Thanks to Superman's interference, I had my iPhone confiscated. (When the guards tell you they are going to use tasers, they're being serious. I was hoping maybe they had started making that threat as a joke. Not the case. Ow) Fortunately, money still makes the world go 'round and I had another brought to me.

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And, yes, I can hear all of you snickering, but that's not meant to be literal.

I am apparently going to jail.

Fuck the police and their ridiculous fucking overreaction, it was a miniature nuclear reactor. As in not that big. And I had everything perfectly under control. IF IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE  ( Read more... )

All right, technically midnight, but regardless. Because I have nothing to do (fuck you, alien. I'm not doing that, either. Don't you have a human race to be oppressing or something?), I am going the way of all bored people on the Internet, and posting memes.

Number One: 20 Things

01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it

02. Am I lovable?

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